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girlrobotics:

Seeking young adult to keep me company while I scroll endlessly through sixpenceee's blog. Must be hard to scare and available during the hours of 11pm to 3 am. I will pay you in midnight snacks.

I stayed up two hours past when I was supposed to go to bed and then I had to wake up at midnight to pick theleftsideofmyroom up from work… Why do I do these things to myself?

agentcarolinainthemorning:

If you’re not into Red vs Blue and you’re following me than I want to formerly apologize for next monday and every monday after that until season 12 ends

I figured now would be a good time to give you warning

I’ll be tagging with #rvb if you need to blacklist that.

a-silent-dream-and-spoken-mind:

this makes me too happy

The advantage of going to a 3 year old’s birthday party: BOUNCE HOUSE

deeeeaaan:

Game of Thrones Wedding Cake

oh yeah lets just have a game of thrones themed wedding

what can possibly go wrong?

anoia:

paingineering:

important: robots whose vocal systems glitch when they get too excited

more like

robots whose voices glitch in place of crying

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the-meta:

So apparently its coming to light that there are people who are missing things like seasons and mini series in their RVB watching experiences so here’s the list of things to watch and in what order:

  1. Season 1
  2. Season 2
  3. Season 3
  4. Season 4
  5. Miniseries:Out of Mind
  6. Season 5

Someone text me so I can text them back sporadically while I’m at work!

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

cancerousaquarium:

So tumblr user bonybat is hella rad and everyone should know that. Same with tumblr user theleftsideofmyroom
Holla.

reverse-mermaid:

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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Aaaaaahhhh! One of my customers brought me chocolate from New Zealand! It’s so goooood!