More Shtick Than You Can Shake A Stick At


this makes me too happy

The advantage of going to a 3 year old’s birthday party: BOUNCE HOUSE


Game of Thrones Wedding Cake

oh yeah lets just have a game of thrones themed wedding

what can possibly go wrong?



important: robots whose vocal systems glitch when they get too excited

more like

robots whose voices glitch in place of crying



So apparently its coming to light that there are people who are missing things like seasons and mini series in their RVB watching experiences so here’s the list of things to watch and in what order:

  1. Season 1
  2. Season 2
  3. Season 3
  4. Season 4
  5. Miniseries:Out of Mind
  6. Season 5

Someone text me so I can text them back sporadically while I’m at work!




wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste


So tumblr user bonybat is hella rad and everyone should know that. Same with tumblr user theleftsideofmyroom





i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


Aaaaaahhhh! One of my customers brought me chocolate from New Zealand! It’s so goooood!


Why aren’t there more people aggressively concerned about the whereabouts of Doc. Like he’s literally just gone who knows where the future cube took him what the hell. At least we know the others are in captivity DOC IS IN SOME SORT OF SUBSPACE. 

Ahhhhh flight rising yeaaaaaah!